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Man Offers 40 Goats, 20 Cows for Chelsea Clinton's Hand in Marriage
Fox News ^
| August 7, 2009
| Not Indicated
Posted on 08/07/2009 6:04:28 AM PDT by sevinufnine
NAIROBI, Kenya - A Kenyan man's offer of 40 goats and 20 cows for Chelsea Clinton's hand in marriage may still be on the table — and Hillary Rodham Clinton has promised to convey the "very kind offer" to her daughter.
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TOPICS: Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chelsea; chelseaclinton; fairtrade; goat; marriage; napl
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Well, if Chelsea married into the Kenyan family, it WOULD be a leap up from the one she's in now :>)
To: sevinufnine
Yeah, and I think the bid was way too high.
To: sevinufnine
To: sevinufnine
That’s a lot to offer in exchange for one dog.
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posted on
08/07/2009 6:07:15 AM PDT
by
Richard Kimball
(We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
To: sevinufnine
I believe old Bill Clinton would give 1000 goats and cows to give Hitlery to another suitor!!
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posted on
08/07/2009 6:07:41 AM PDT
by
sevinufnine
(Sevin - "If we do not fight when we know we can win, we'll have to fight when we know we will lose")
To: sevinufnine
A Kenyan man's offer of 40 goats and 20 cowsI think a single goat would be a fair trade...
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posted on
08/07/2009 6:07:45 AM PDT
by
IncPen
(Pitchforks and torches.)
To: AlphaOneAlpha
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posted on
08/07/2009 6:08:18 AM PDT
by
Wu
(Excuse me while I kiss the sky......)
To: sevinufnine
A Kenyan man's offer of 40 goats and 20 cows for Chelsea Clinton's hand in marriage
The headline should read, “Kenyan man overpays for ankleless female with bad genes”.
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posted on
08/07/2009 6:09:08 AM PDT
by
Recon Dad
( MARSOC DAD)
To: sevinufnine
I think he should get the whole family for that offer.
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posted on
08/07/2009 6:09:13 AM PDT
by
taxtruth
(MY GOVERNMENT THINKS I"M IN A MOB)
To: Richard Kimball
LOL! Well, true story...they do eat dogs in Africa. My cousin was a missionary and they gave their German Shepherd to a chief of some tribe (don’t even know which country over there) and when they came back from furlough 6 or 9 months later, they were told the dog was delicious! True Story!!! (happened in the 70’s)
So...Chelsea probably wouldn’t taste quite as good as a real dog ;>)
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posted on
08/07/2009 6:09:22 AM PDT
by
sevinufnine
(Sevin - "If we do not fight when we know we can win, we'll have to fight when we know we will lose")
To: sevinufnine
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posted on
08/07/2009 6:09:38 AM PDT
by
Recovering Hermit
(I shot the rooster, the one that used'er, wake me up at four A.M....)
To: sevinufnine
No wonder Kenya is a Third World country - always willing to spend perfectly good goats and cows on useless things!
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posted on
08/07/2009 6:09:41 AM PDT
by
ikka
(Brother, you asked for it!)
To: sevinufnine
Sounds like he is trading multiple goats and cows for a very rich cow.
To: sevinufnine; Allegra; big'ol_freeper; Lil'freeper; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; Larry Lucido; ...
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"A Kenyan man's offer of 40 goats and 20 cows for Chelsea Clinton's hand..." Gadzooks! I rather sleep with that hairy herd of 60... 
rather than cuddle up to Chelsea's hand-- Or any other part of her anatomy!
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posted on
08/07/2009 6:10:13 AM PDT
by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
To: sevinufnine
A Kenyan man's offer of 40 goats and 20 cows for Chelsea Clinton's hand in marriage Chelsea Clinton IS 40 goats and 20 cows!
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posted on
08/07/2009 6:11:10 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("If they taxed condoms and toilet paper, they'd have us coming and going." - Lazamataz, 2002)
To: sevinufnine
I am not going to say anything nasty about Ch else Clinton she cannot help what kind of trash she was born into..Only if she turns out to be like her mom or dad will I have something bad to say..After all she was raised by nanny's so maybe none of the Clintons crooked ways rubbed off on her.
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posted on
08/07/2009 6:11:39 AM PDT
by
PLD
To: sevinufnine
Poor Chelsea is destined to have Cankels like her mother.
To: sevinufnine
I not sure the Clinton should give in! I think the Clinton’s should pay no more than 5 goats, and maybe throw one old non-milk producing cow, to get this guy to marry their daughter. Anything higher than that is highway robbery!
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posted on
08/07/2009 6:12:39 AM PDT
by
rawhide
To: sevinufnine
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posted on
08/07/2009 6:13:03 AM PDT
by
xcamel
(The urge to save humanity is always a false front for the urge to rule it. - H. L. Mencken)
To: xcamel
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posted on
08/07/2009 6:14:00 AM PDT
by
sevinufnine
(Sevin - "If we do not fight when we know we can win, we'll have to fight when we know we will lose")
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