It don't get any better than this:
...Hamilton’s woes since he joined Ferrari are too obvious to require retelling in detail now. Suffice it to say, that other than for his win in China,*** his podium-free season has been dire. This is not only my verdict – as others chuck around excuses like confetti – but his own. He called himself ‘absolutely useless’ in Hungary and said Ferrari should replace him.
Now, there is an idea. How can he live with pocketing £60million a year for this? To qualify not an uncharacteristic last but a representative last?
I could qualify last. You could qualify last. Literally, we could put it in the wall. We could have not started it, or stalled it. We could have gone round Sin City in 9min 35.8sec and come bottom of the heap.
Hamilton clings to the hope he could win an eighth world title, but this is delusional. Even if Ferrari devise a blockbusting car next year, he would still lose out to Leclerc, as he has so far....
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*** Hambone's car likely was E-LEGAL in the sprint at China, it just wasn't long enough an event for the surfboard wear to catch him out.
Well isn't that peculiar? At the EXACT same time, I was having 22 glorious weekends.
There's a quote from Timothy Olyphant as US Depity Marshall Raylan Givens in the TV series, "Justified." It's called, "Raylan's Law." It goes,
“If you run into an a**hole in the morning, you ran into an a**hole.
If you run into a**holes all day, you're the a**hole.”
There's a corrolary to that (which I just created) called "Hambone's Law":
“If you have a bad weekend, you've had a bad weekend.
If you have 22 bad weekends, YOU SUCK.”
It's time for Hambone to give up F1 and follow his lifelong dream of becoming a hair dresser.