Posted on 08/04/2009 3:24:30 AM PDT by tired&retired
And you think George W. Bush was an idiot???
Subject: And you think George W. Bush was a dummy?
If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?
If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?
If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current on their income taxes, would you have a pproved?
If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to “Cinco de Cuatro” in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the fourth of May (Cuatro de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?
If George W. Bush had miss-spelled the word advice would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as “proof” of what a dunce he is?
If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on “Earth Day”, would you have concluded he’s a hypocrite?
If George W. Bush’s administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually “get” what happened on 9-11?
If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?
If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or ma de homeless than in New Orleans , would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?
If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than=2 0two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again 10 times within years, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan’sholdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majoritystake in GM, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands ofdollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?
So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all the above in just 5 months -- so be patient you've still got three years and seven months to come up with an answer…
The soone they do the better.
Your right for Obama is a affirmative action president.
Added!
If George W. Bush said the constitution is 2000 years old, would you speculate that he was drinking or snorting cocaine with other Frat Boys when that was being taught in class?
If George W. Bush said he visited 57 states, would it make you think that perhaps he isn’t qualified to be President of them?
If George W. Bush had said that simply running for president makes him qualified to be president, would you ask him if he thought that buying bottle rockets makes him a Rocket Scientist?
No actually, I never thought such a thing!
Good additions, rl.
I'll add:
If President George W. Bush looked into a jar of formaldehyde containging a brain, would that qualify him to be a brain surgeon?
;*)
Obama can pronounce, uhhhh....mmmmm...”nuc-yuh-ler” right (as long as the TOTUS is working)
Very powerful. Simply put, if president Bush had done any of those things, it would have been published in one of the ‘Bushisms’ books. Obama does it, but all one hears is silence.
And the Republican leaders who aren’t written off as idiots are instead portrayed as evil masterminds (Nixon, Rove, Cheney).
Contrast with Democrat leaders: Obama (off the charts brilliant), Gore (Global Warning prophet and internet guru), Hilary (smartest woman in the world), Bill (most splendid political mind in the world), Carter (brilliant nuclear engineer), Kennedy (could read through thick books in about 20 minutes).
Oh but the media try so hard to be objective. About as hard as an East German judge at the Olympics.
At that point, they will realize they’ve been made to look like fools and will lay into that POS with a vengeance. It’ll certainly send a “thrill up my leg”. lol
I’ll place this in the “ain’t never gonna happen in a million years cabinet”, and over time we will see who’s right. This will not be an I told you so moment, just a lets see how it works out.
I’d say he is a lot dumber than I am if he believes in global warming. Climate change doesn’t count, after all what about climate doesn’t.
Believe me folks I know about dumb, especially my own.
If Porkulous wasn't passed Immediately, unemployment could possibly go as high as 8 %. Hello double digits!
Oh so true! I just heard this take from a liberal friend yesterday about Cheney.
There are two types of decision makers..
Logical Decision Makers: they look at the facts and make a decision based upon and considering all the facts
Emotional Decision Makers: They make a decision and then only see those facts that support their decision. They are not only blind to facts which do not support their decision, but will also attack anyone who states facts inconsistant with their decicion.
Love is blind as it is an emotional decision! Reality is a real awakening for these people when they cannot deny it any longer.
IF my aunt had testicles she would have been my uncle.....
If George Bush said that David Duke was “Just a guy in my neighborhood” and was rumored to be guest in Bushes home several times ,would you consider him a racist??
If George Bush had all of his college transcripts sealed away, would you consider him to be an honest man??
You will wait in vain. The alphabet lapdog medjia will NEVER EVER abandon Chairman Zero. They are TOTALLY invested in him. It will just NOT happen. If he goes down, they will go down with him.
bttt
It would be good to have a reference to Gerald Walpin in the list—he seems to have vanished from the radar screen. “If George W. Bush had fired an investigator for investigating a friend of his...”
That would make a good sticker.
I’ve read that before.
Believe it or not it was from a blog hosted by an young African American gal. She’s a “handful” and a true patriot. I promise to find her blog tomorrow. Please PM me to remind me. I think I emailed it to my sweetie and I’ll have to search for it.............tomorrow.
I’m not getting any younger, darlin’
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