Posted on 07/29/2009 8:30:31 AM PDT by Signalman
Knowing the hazards of “road rage,” I recently experienced “parking-lot rage” when confronted by a bumper sticker that read: “I’m a Republican. Not everybody can be on welfare!”
For the person on whose vehicle that appeared: I’m a socially liberal Democrat who’s not spent a single second on welfare.
For those of you on the right whose arch-conservative stance has been allowed to dictate county and city government, nestled as they are in the bosom of the Ronald Reagan Library, who think that bumper stickers are cute and funny and want to know where you can get yours, I proudly pay my taxes, something your respected tea-party people pout about and demonstrate against. How dare you portray me a deadbeat!
I proudly served in the U.S. military, something your recent president and vice president disdained. How dare you question my commitment to this country with your absolutely ignorant bumper stickers! How dare you!
— Bob Jackson, Simi Valley
Lighten up, Francis....er, Bob.
Oh, that IS nice. hah!
I am a fan of “No Peace for Oil”. So full of subtly complex meaning that libs wil never get.
He never answered the question. Where can I get such a bumper sticker?
My Parent's neighbors have a daughter that drives a Hippie VW Microbus. It's circa about 1970, and it's covered in Lib Bumperstickers. The stickers are likely what's holding it together, IMHO....
Anyway, Dad sneaks over occasionally and puts NRA stickers on the thing. :-) Dunno if the flake has even noticed what he's been doing.
I've been thinking too.....of having a 2" x 2" bumper sticker made that just says, ZER, so that one is able put the small sticker on immediately in front of the existing sticker and then it will say "ZERObama". Let them drive around until they find that little alteration !
LOL, I like your dad, Keep it up!
Self proclaimed Liberal. His commitment is therefore to the diminution of this country and its eclipse by other states and subjection to administration by the UN.
Yep, my Dad rocks.
I had my "You Can Keep The Change - Palin 2012" bumper sticker stolen right off my SUV. Worst part? I was parked in my own driveway. They also took my SF Giants bumper sticker - but left the one from my church and my Hawaiian flower w/a cross in the center.
A Liberal - Dodger fan perhaps???
if you really want to torque them off... just cover the 0bama sticker with a mccain/palin sticker
or better yet... a foxnews or rush is right sticker
:)
I’ve been thinking the same thing, only with “-Sucks” bumper stickers.
I tore a “2008 End of an Error” bumper sticker off of a jerks car. I was mad I didn’t have a Palin bumper sticker to put in its place.
But...but..but... you elect people who perpetuate a system allowing all the lazy losers who don't want to work to stay home and live off the rest of us who DO work!!!! Duhhhhh.
I guess that person would be upset at MY bumpersticker -
“01-20-2013 or sooner God willing...”
I see NO threat in that but my son’s US History teacher found offense and a guy at the gas station thought it went too far. I guess they don’t believe that God doesn’t have to end someone’s life to change their life.
The day before the election, I was subjected to a hate-filled political tirade from an SUV-driving liberal witch because I had a McCain-Palin bumper sticker on my car. She called me a racist, a fascist, a Nazi, etc. - all the typical lines that those worthless liberal turds like to use. All because of that one bumper sticker.
I wonder if those two pieces of dung are married. They’re certainly perfect for each other.
Oh, and if “Bob Jackson” is a veteran, then I’m an astronaut. No “proud veteran” goes on America-hating rants. Those idiotic liberal lines are becoming incredibly old.
“I’m a proud veteran, but I hate America.”
“I’m a Jew, but I wish Iran would nuke Israel.”
“I’m a lifelong Republican, but I think Obama is the greatest president of all time, and his ears are so beautiful and normal and not big at all.”
YAWN. We’ve heard them all a million times. No one’s buying.
Thanks for your comments Mr. Jackson. It gives us hope when we see the dem-wits having meltdowns. I had 5 anti-obama, pro-mccain bumper stickers on my car at the time of the election. After the election I removed most of them except two:
I already have a Saviour.
I am looking for a President.
Warning: I am a bitter gun owner
Clinging to my religion.
Back in May with the complete breakdown in the promises that Obama made, the likelihood that he would continue to break his promises, and the wussie excuses he has made by blaming GW Bush, I put some more bumper stickers up:
“Clinton ruined a dress
Obama ruined a nation”
“I will treat your president
Like you treated mine.”
“Has Obama let you down yet.”
And finally;
Palin ’12.
One week later, one of my open-minded neighbors removed my “bitter clinger”, “Has Obama let you down yet?” and the “ruined the nation” stickers. I replaced the “Bitter clinger” and “ruined the nation” stickers, and added:
“Obama is a Socialist” and “Change; it is what Germany wanted in 1932
The 5th of July I walked out of my house and low and behold the “bitter clinger” and the “Obama is a Socialist” stickers were gone.
Mr. Jackson, it is only going to get worse the longer you follow Obama down the rabbit hole. I have special ordered several more bumper stickers:
Obama’s BFFs: Chavez, Ortega, Zelya
And the Castro Brothers. Viva Socialism
Warning: I am a bitter gun-owner,
Clinging to my religion and my
Health care.
I also having t-shirts made with the Che Sarah picture underwhich are the words “did someone say revolution.”
Bob, I hope you enjoy the next 3 ½ years…..I am.
If you find his e-mail address, please send him a link to this thread! I’d love for him to read the comments here!
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