Morning pfunnie
Subject: FW: A woman in a hot air balloon...
>
> A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
> altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,
>
> “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an
> hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
>
> The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air
> balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet
> above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and
> 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
>
> “She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Republican.”
>
> “I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”
>
> “Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically
> correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m
> still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”
>
> The man smiled and responded, “You must be an Obama Democrat.”
>
> “I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”
>
> “Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you are
> going. You’ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
> air.. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me
> to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in
> before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault !
“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you are
> going. You’ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
> air.. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me
> to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in
> before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault !<<<
How perfectly said this is.
LOL.....
LOL!
LOL! Great one, Eagle.