Save the economy-—buy a bathing suit!
I say designate one beach for those liberals who
must swim in the nude and tax them royally for it, eheheheh! Good little socialists won’t mind anyhow so soak ‘em like they wish it on others.
Actually if you market it correctly, you could turn it into the latest trendy thing and a status symbol. Market it as “edgy” and “in your face” and set up specialized zones and the celebs will pay hand over fist.
Wisconsin has one. I’ve seen it with my own eyes while canoing down the Wisconsin River. Mostly gay men parading their junk. Go figure. *SNORT*
http://www.geocities.com/Yosemite/9011/mazo.html
Yes, all good things have rules and here they are:
No sexual conduct on the beach (Right! That NEVER happens; you can tell it never happens by the truckloads of used condoms cleaned up each week!)
No glass allowed on the beach (Obviously!)
You must not be seen nude from the parking lot (Why spoil the fun?)
Before taking someone’s picture ask thier permission (I did not correct spelling mistakes; and really, what fun is having nude pictures if someone says it’s OK?)
Pick up your garbage and dispose of it properly (Dispose of each other, Freaks!
Pets are allowed, but you must clean up after them (I won’t even go there!)