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The Big O Restaurant (First of a series of Humor Columns by Freeper)
Canada Free Press ^ | July 20, 2009 | P.J. Gladnick

Posted on 07/20/2009 7:33:02 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

I was recently reading rave reviews of the Big O Restaurant so I decided to check it out with some friends of mine.

Our waiter was a short, thin, curly-haired guy named Timothy. He was raving about how nice Mr. O, the restaurant owner, was. Timothy told us that Mr. O hired him despite the fact he was caught cheating on reporting his tips at the last restaurant he worked at.

I asked Timothy what the specialty of the house was.

“Pork,” he replied.

“Well, how big are the portions?”

“Huge. You won’t believe how much pork we serve,” he explained.

“That sounds good but exactly how is the pork prepared and what side orders come with it?” I asked.

“Don’t worry about the details. The important thing is that we start cooking up your pork right away.”

“Well, could I at least take a look at the menu?”

“The menu isn’t finished yet. We are still printing up more pages.”

“Huh? Just how long is the menu?” I asked in amazement.

“Thousands of pages...as of now,” responded waiter Timothy.

(Excerpt) Read more at canadafreepress.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; timothygeithner
This is the first of a long series of humor columns that will be coming. Hey, with the way the administration is going, such humor will be easy to find plus we need humor to tide us over to the other side.
1 posted on 07/20/2009 7:33:02 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Charles Henrickson; bcsco; franksolich

Many more humor columns to come. Be cruel but true in your critiques.


2 posted on 07/20/2009 7:34:26 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm just waiting for Brother Love to come along and serve up some of that sweet salvation.

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3 posted on 07/20/2009 7:36:52 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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To: cripplecreek

You’re pretty close to reading my mind as to the subject matter of the next column. BTW, what was the name of that guy in Florida who went ecstatic when Obama called on him at a town hall meeting? Jorge?


4 posted on 07/20/2009 7:40:18 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: PJ-Comix

Do you mean the guy who worked at McDonalds?


5 posted on 07/20/2009 7:48:43 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I loved it!


6 posted on 07/20/2009 8:21:46 AM PDT by KYGrandma
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MARK MY WORDS!!!” he screamed with eyes bulging. “THE WORLD IS LOOKING! WE ARE ABOUT TO SERVE TONS OF PORK! REMEMBER I SAID IT STANDING HERE IF YOU DON’T REMEMBER ANYTHING ELSE I SAID!!!”
7 posted on 07/20/2009 8:33:33 AM PDT by GQuagmire
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To: PJ-Comix

Lol! Canada Free Press is great. I really enjoy their articles.


8 posted on 07/20/2009 9:18:33 AM PDT by rawhide
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To: PJ-Comix

OK when the Canadians are doing spot-on satire of us, we are SO in big trouble.


9 posted on 07/20/2009 10:22:34 AM PDT by T Minus Four (I'm not Jim Thompson but I play him on TV)
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To: T Minus Four

Technically I’m half Canadian.


10 posted on 07/20/2009 3:58:53 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: PJ-Comix

I meant it was in the Canadian press


11 posted on 07/20/2009 7:25:49 PM PDT by T Minus Four (I'm not Jim Thompson but I play him on TV)
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