jim, wherever you are now i just want you to know i forgive you. i will always remember you as a friend and lover who could make me laugh. so you stole my credit card, my car, my social security number, my dog and ran off with my best friend. i can replace the friend, car, card and repair my credit rating, dont know if i can replace the dog, but still. i forgive you, my parents forgive you,(you really should have not stolen mom’s jewelry and dad is still ticked about the wallet), and i am sure the dog forgives you. (the pound, jim? couldnt you just bring him back?) in time i know our 7 children will forgive you for not being here for them, for not sending cards, presents, not calling, not remembering their names. i am certain that they will forgive you. (when the hit man could not find you they decided to forget about you). but as for me.... i forgive you. have a nice life jim.
You are a saint, my friend.
LMAO!