Vegetarianism and conservatism can and does co-exist. You, me and a lot of other freepers are vegetarians or vegans.
However, part of conservatism is recognizing that other people may not share your beliefs and accepting that they don’t share your beliefs (Hear that, Huckabee?). A conservative will also find a gentle way of discourse when trying to show an opposing viewpoint, rather than getting into people’s faces. You’re giving the rest of us veggies a bad name.
BTW, you should try some seaweed flavored seitan and garlic margerine. It tastes a lot like crab and garlic butter.
That’s what I eat whenever I still have a hankering for seafood.