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1 posted on 07/12/2009 4:20:00 AM PDT by decimon
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To: decimon

This can’t be true. Experts have said that orientation can’t be changed and any attempts to do so are unethical. Linda must be disposed of, it’s the only ethical thing to do.


2 posted on 07/12/2009 4:32:07 AM PDT by joshhiggins
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To: decimon

She’s a beard.


5 posted on 07/12/2009 4:48:36 AM PDT by usmcobra (Your chances of dying in bed are reduced by getting out of it, but most people still die in bed)
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To: Larry Lucido; Cagey; MotleyGirl70

Elaine: Elaine once tried to convert a penguin, but Elaine’s not going through that again.


6 posted on 07/12/2009 4:55:36 AM PDT by earlJam
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To: decimon

When Linda arrived, did Pepper stomp his foot, put his wings on his hips and call her “sweetie” and “sister” when telling her to get out? Lots of spitting and clucking going on?

BTW, a guy named Pepper needs to get tough fast or else....


7 posted on 07/12/2009 4:59:49 AM PDT by Bulldawg Fan (Victory is the last thing Murtha and his fellow Defeatists want.)
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To: decimon

Sounds like Pepper was just a fling for Harry. Sorry Pepp, he’s gone back to the straight side!


8 posted on 07/12/2009 5:01:38 AM PDT by Shimmer1 (Navy blue)
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To: decimon

So it seems they were “gay for the stay”?

Try as you may, there is very little animal same sex behavior.


11 posted on 07/12/2009 5:35:25 AM PDT by Adder (Proudly ignoring Zero since 1-20-09!)
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To: decimon

This does not explain away the Pittsburgh Penguins...


14 posted on 07/12/2009 5:40:13 AM PDT by FDNYRHEROES (In just 3 days, the War on Terror became the War on Free Speech.)
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To: decimon

The call him Flipper, Flipper ... oh, wait a minute. Wrong species.


15 posted on 07/12/2009 5:46:21 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: decimon
listen Pepper, Linda and i've talked it over, and, we've decided there's no sense all three of us being miserable and it's better if just You are miserable...
16 posted on 07/12/2009 6:35:41 AM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - Obama is basically Jim Jones with a teleprompter)
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17 posted on 07/12/2009 6:49:22 AM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s........you weren't really there)
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To: decimon
And so ends the penguin Bromance when a girl shows up. Besides, they werent a couple, they were roommates and I am sure that the caretakers "helped" get them an egg so began the "two men and a baby" saga.

Suck it up pepper, there are many more fish in the sea...

18 posted on 07/12/2009 11:27:21 AM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (If the Average nObama Voter is Anything Like Peggy Joseph, The Next 4 Years Will Be A Hoot!!!!)
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To: decimon
Obligatory gif


19 posted on 07/12/2009 11:36:08 AM PDT by Daffynition ("If any of you die, can I please have your ammo?" ~ Gator113)
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To: decimon; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Another politcal agenda runs aground on the shoals of reality.


20 posted on 07/12/2009 4:23:26 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: decimon

I remember something like this happening to Ellen DeGenerate with Anne Heche.I wonder how long it’ll be before DeGenerate sends this other chick friend of her’s running back to men? (...and get stuck with hefty alimony payments...)


23 posted on 07/14/2009 8:36:30 AM PDT by massmike
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