Posted on 07/10/2009 6:50:32 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
"Are you serious? Did you not have a childhood at all?"
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Yes he does the fruit cup
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
First, that was NOT “Cool WHip.”
(The can was red, so it was probably the vastly superior Reddi-Wip)
Second, Cool Whip was not available in cans when AC was a youth, only tubs.
A friend tells me that Anderson Cooper had a twin brother who committed suicide by jumping out of a window, and his mother saw the whole thing. Is any of this true?
If it's Reddi Whip, you can hold the can upside down or right side up, depending on what you're looking to get out of it.
Since Anderson Cooper is the younger son of Gloria Vanderbilt and his great-great-great grandfather was Cornelius Vanderbilt, the shipping tycoon, I can’t imagine he spent much time growing up as a normal boy doing normal things. So he grew up to be a girl.
Cool Whip in a can has been available for quite some time now.
http://www.foodandbeveragepackaging.com/Articles/New_Packages/BNP_GUID_9-5-2006_A_10000000000000363536
I don’t think it was his twin brother, but it was his brother and yes, that is essentially true. It was a highrise, too.
It’s much worse. He doesn’t know how the Constitution works (or even what it is).
Yes, it’s true....right in front of his mother.
Twin.
I used to get high off those.
but the man knows about tea-baggin’
Yes, it’s true. His mother, Gloria Vanderbuilt, was the center of one of the biggest court cases in history.
Outside of Tea Bagging, Cooper doesn’t know much about anything.
Yes, but it was a childhood better left untold about.
He had a younger brother who jumped out of his bedroom window in front of his mother.
His mother wrote about it in a book. It was excerpted in Vanity Fair magazine. Gloria Vanderbilt believed it was due to medication that her son was taking ( I think it was for asthma). That he was disoriented and didn’t know what he was doing. It was the saddest thing I have ever read in my entire life. I cried so hard I had trouble turning the pages.
“Are you serious? Did you not have a childhood at all?”
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No. He was allowed to run around Studio 54 with Michael Jackson.
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