Always an older woman... always cats...
You know you’re a dead woman when I get my kitty paws on you........
BTW -— the Crazy Cat Lady actually lives across the road from me.
I mean seriously, this is one crazy cat lady. She actually had a house built for the cats, complete with screened porch and electricity. It’s as least as big as the tool shed/shop hubby is building for himself, and that’s at least 100sf.