Pope to Obama: "This is a picture of you bowing to the Saudi King. Are you going to still deny it?"
Pope to Obama: "See? Now you're getting the hang of who you bow to"
Pope to Michelle & Barack: "You two have a lot to pay penance for....where do we begin?"
Pope to Obama: "No really...you can keep your 'Obama' souvenir coins"
Pope to Obama: "THIS....is what a real United States birth certificate looks like. Do you have one?"
Obama to Pope: "See...I like to keep my teleprompters at the ready, in case I need to speak in front of the cameras"
