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[Lucky9teen]

The 2009 summer blockbuster movie season is upon us. As a brief respite from our usual political humor, I offer you this preview of some of this summer’s most eagerly anticipated movies.

Dumb And Dumber

Obama and Biden are two lovable and friendly, but very stupid friends, who struggle with every aspect of life. Obama is the President of the United States. Biden is his more experienced, but equally stupid sidekick and Vice President. Watch the two bumble their way through the misadventures of running the United States government in this hilarious comedy, destined to be a classic (Hilarity may not applicable to United States citizens). Comedy. Opens July 3.

Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
After the events of “Ice Age: The Meltdown”, life begins to change for Manny and his friends: Fossil fuels still exist, but they have been cap and traded to developing nations. Manny and his friends struggle to make ends meet as a new ice age erupts in the face of hysteria over global warming. Animated Comedy. Opens July 3.

The World According to Gore

Al Gore is Gore. He’s got a funny way of looking at life. Opens July 10.

Obama Brasco
Barack Obama goes undercover inside a radical Islamic extremist terrorist cell. A low level flunkie in the terror cell befriends Obama, and soon Obama is one of the most trusted members of the group. However, a moral dilemma confronts Obama when a mole is suspected and he realizes that ending the undercover operation will put his friend at risk. Based on a true story. Drama. Opens July 10.

National Lampoons Iranian Vacation
Iran has a long and storied history, dating back to the very beginning of human civilization… Until the Obama family pays a visit for their summer vacation. Obama has trouble speaking English when there is a teleprompter in front of him. Without a teleprompter or a translator, there’s sure to be one zany disaster after another in the cradle of civilization. Comedy. Opens July 17.

They Call Me Senator Boxer

With the right kickbacks, anyone can buy a title. Drama. Opens July 17.

Air Force One
The President of the United States is on a mission to secure public relations photos for Air Force One when the plane sweeps in on a near miss of the Statue of Liberty, sending New Yorkers into a terrified panic. Action. Opens July 17.

The Crying Game

When a Supreme Court Justice appointment unexpectedly opens, President Obama appoints Sonia Sotomayor to the position. However there are some things that even Obama doesn’t know about Sotomayor. (Same surprise ending). Political Thriller. Opens July 24.

Snakes on a Plane

Hair raising thriller featuring Nancy Pelosi… On a plane. Action and Adventure. Opens July 24.



Tim Geithner loves corruption: past due taxes keep him from the pros, but his sneaky outmaneuvering makes him a brilliant predictor of politics outcomes. Needing money, he leaves New York for Washington to work for the Obama administration advising Lawrence.  Lawrence has a doting wife, two twin daughters and a son, and a growing government, but he has problems: a broken economy, a belief he's a master manipulator, and addictions barely kept in check. He remakes Tim, and a father-son relationship grows. Then, things go awry. The Obama administration may be running a con. The odds against Tim mount.  Suspense Thriller.  Opens July 10.


This comedy is about two guys who decide to rig the Government to pay off a debt by having one of them, Obama, pose as a President, hoping to fool the public.  Mentally-challenged high jinks and hilarity surely follow.  Opens July 24.


Brokeback Obama is the story of ranch hand Joe Biden and rodeo cowboy Barack Obama, two older men who meet and fall in love with destroying America in Washington in 2009. The film documents their complex relationship over the next eighteen months. Drama. Opens July 31.


The film follows Batman, Presidential Candidate Obama (Two-Face), Assistant D.A. Rachel Dawes, and Police Commissioner James Gordon and their struggles and journey in combating the new rising threat of a criminal who goes by the name of the "Joker".  Obama's transformation from heroic Presidential Candidate to disfigured economy killer Two-Face is presented entirely.  Acton and Adventure. Opens July 24


Vice President Biden returns to save the day once again. This time he's out to foil the "big boys" in the energy business. A top scientist (Dr Mainheimer) is about to publish his report on energy supply for the future. Things don't look good for the traditional suppliers; oil, coal and nuclear. To save their industries, the suppliers kidnap Mainheimer and replace him with a decoy with a more favourable report. Jane, the Dr's secretary, is Bidens old flame; they're passionate love affair is thus rekindled. Action and Comedy. Opens July 24.

[Darksheare]

*Dramatic voice*
I know of only ONE person deviant enough to alter signs in that fashion..

*Dramatic pause, overwhelmingly large visor slams down hiding face*

[muffled]...LAKESHARK!

[Lady Jag]

[Pan_Yan]

I’m not a fan of the Big Lebowski, though.

My wife bought me that movie, thinking it was just a guy flick so I'd like it. It was a very painful hour and a half. But it did come in handy. A few weeks later my company hired a painting company to some work for us. The head painter was 280 lbs, pony tail, goatee, flowered Hawaiian shirt, and said 'dude' a lot. Now everyone in the office knows when we need something painted call the Big Lebowski.

[sunny48]

Roller Babies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PHnRIn74Ag

[sunny48]

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[Lady Jag]

WOW!!!

[skinkinthegrass]

thanks, for the ping.

[Lakeshark]

I know of only ONE person deviant enough to alter signs in that fashion..

I know at least two, screen names coincidentally happen to start with a "D".

Coincidence? Or something more sinister?

[MissNomer]

Hehehe

[MissNomer]

Hehehe. Again.

[Darksheare]

Oooh! Ooh!
Sinister!

But Derlly isn’t near Ottawa and the sign as far as I know of.

[Lakeshark]

Even more coincidentally sinister, there is an Ottawa in Oregon AND NY...........

:-)

[fanfan]

But is there a Constance Bay in those Ottawas’?

[Darksheare]

Not that I am aware of.

[Lakeshark]

is there a Constance Bay in those Ottawas’?

*Ponders*

There must be constance(y) in there somewhere........

[Travis T. OJustice]

I’d still put my money on derllak.

So there.

:)

[fortunecookie]

My wife bought me that movie, thinking it was just a guy flick so I'd like it. It was a very painful hour and a half. But it did come in handy. A few weeks later my company hired a painting company to some work for us. The head painter was 280 lbs, pony tail, goatee, flowered Hawaiian shirt, and said 'dude' a lot. Now everyone in the office knows when we need something painted call the Big Lebowski.

LOL, that's very funny!

Some people really seem to love it. I hear Big Lebowski references once in a while and, sometimes, need to have them explained to me! Haha. I guess, for the sake of social networking, I should try to sit through the whole thing. I have seen parts, and did laugh, but I'm with you, found it painful to sit through. Isn't this the one with something about a pinkie toe...

Otoh, I am a fan of Office Space. First time I saw it, didn't love it, but I gave it a second chance, and third, etc. Now, I'm lol just thinking about it.;-)

[Pan_Yan]

I could watch the first half of Office Space 100 times and not get tired of it. The second half of the movie wasn’t worth sitting through once.

[fortunecookie]

I could watch the first half of Office Space 100 times and not get tired of it.

LOL, me too.

The second half of the movie wasn’t worth sitting through once.

Parts of the second half are hysterical, and parts drag, I love the first half, but definitely miss it if I don't watch even the parts that drag in the 2nd.