1 posted on
07/09/2009 5:18:33 PM PDT by
Kimmers
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To: Kimmers
HAHAHAHA!
The chlorine would kill any sperm. What an IDIOT this morher is.
2 posted on
07/09/2009 5:19:28 PM PDT by
Constitution Day
(Eschew exclamatory abuse.)
To: Kimmers
Door knobs can also be sperm magnets.
4 posted on
07/09/2009 5:20:04 PM PDT by
duckman
(Jesus I trust in You. Mary take over)
To: Kimmers
I’d be upset with egyptian sperm too.
Any other girls using the pool prego - how about mum?
Me thinks mum has a few to many and did not watch the daughter going out in the evenings.
5 posted on
07/09/2009 5:20:23 PM PDT by
edcoil
(If I had 1 cent for every dollar the government saved, Bill Gates and I would be friends.)
To: Slings and Arrows
To: Kimmers
“Pool got my daughter pregnant’”
Yeah, little Jimmy Pool from next door.
11 posted on
07/09/2009 5:25:35 PM PDT by
Batman11
(Chicago, Land of Lincoln who freed the slaves and Land of Obama who enslaved the free.)
To: Kimmers
...her 13-year-old daughter came back from the family holiday expecting a baby. And she's not going to be disappointed.
To: Kimmers
Ok...we have ruled out the pool....and if it was not a boy she met....she might take a close look at a family member.... :o
14 posted on
07/09/2009 5:27:32 PM PDT by
BossLady
("WE are the origin of all coming evil" ~~ Carl Jung~~)
To: Kimmers
Well, if she lived in America and went to our great public schools she would have had birth control pills.
I think this little girl has a boyfriend.
17 posted on
07/09/2009 5:32:44 PM PDT by
taillightchaser
(When a democrat says "The American people" you know the next words out of his mouth will be lies.)
To: Kimmers
19 posted on
07/09/2009 5:33:12 PM PDT by
RDTF
("I'm pretty sure this is a 2 man job once the shooting starts")
To: Kimmers
I suggest comparing the tykes DNA against close male relatives.
To: Kimmers
She must have been swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool!
24 posted on
07/09/2009 5:40:19 PM PDT by
Randy Larsen
( BTW, If I offend you! Please let me know, I may want to offend you again!)
To: Kimmers
I thought those things only happened by contact with bus seats.
27 posted on
07/09/2009 5:43:24 PM PDT by
dforest
(Anyone dumb enough to have voted for him deserves what they get.. No Pity!)
To: Kimmers
28 posted on
07/09/2009 5:43:43 PM PDT by
VRWC For Truth
(Throw the bums out who vote yes on the bail out)
To: Kimmers
Nahhh...It was french kissing that got her pregnant.
sw
29 posted on
07/09/2009 5:43:51 PM PDT by
spectre
(Spectre's wife ) (Who will lead us?)
To: Kimmers
Maybe she got pregnant riding the tractor in her bikini....
To: Kimmers
A few years ago some parents in Australia won a case against a municipal pool owner citing the same story; floating sperm.
31 posted on
07/09/2009 6:10:28 PM PDT by
Big_Harry
( Thank God I am an "Infidel"!)
To: Kimmers
“...using their mixed swimming pool.”
If it had been a girls-only pool, would she have come back a lesbian?
33 posted on
07/09/2009 6:17:54 PM PDT by
PLMerite
("Unarmed, one can only flee from Evil. But Evil isn't overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper)
To: Kimmers
As House said, yes, she could get pregnant by swimming in a mixed-sex swimming pool — if she was using a boy for a flotation device.
(OK, actually House said a woman could get pregnant sitting on a toilet seat, if there was a man sitting between her and the seat).
To: Kimmers
41 posted on
07/09/2009 6:45:07 PM PDT by
DCPatriot
("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
To: Kimmers
45 posted on
07/09/2009 7:29:18 PM PDT by
Palladin
(Let's help Sarah take back America!)
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