If this happens to me I might have jumped.
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OMG!! DEATH BY CHOCOLATE.
3 posted on
07/08/2009 2:01:38 PM PDT by
SatinDoll
(NO Foreign Nationals as our President!!)
To: Berlin_Freeper
“We tried to rescue him, but he fought us off bravely.”
4 posted on
07/08/2009 2:01:56 PM PDT by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(Whoever coined the term "foolproof" underestimated the ingenuity and determination of fools.)
To: Berlin_Freeper
5 posted on
07/08/2009 2:02:22 PM PDT by
exist
To: Berlin_Freeper
How many Oompa Loompas did it take to pull him out?
6 posted on
07/08/2009 2:02:29 PM PDT by
Constitution Day
(Eschew exclamatory abuse.)
To: Berlin_Freeper
wonder if they bothered to poor out the chocolate afterwards...
To: Berlin_Freeper
Camden... now I know what happened to Earl.
8 posted on
07/08/2009 2:03:22 PM PDT by
autumnraine
(You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out)
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9 posted on
07/08/2009 2:04:10 PM PDT by
Ben Mugged
(Unions are the storm troopers of socialism.)
To: Berlin_Freeper
Maybe the factory owner could sell the chocolates to Planned Parenthood and human embryo research proponent Michael J. Fox, who could give them away to big donors.
To: Berlin_Freeper
I should not be laughing. I should not be laughing. Oh well.
13 posted on
07/08/2009 2:05:08 PM PDT by
jimfree
(Freep and ye shall find!)
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15 posted on
07/08/2009 2:06:06 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
(Too sick for words!)
To: Berlin_Freeper
There is an old Smothers Brothers bit I believe that covers the dangers of this situation.
The answer is to yell FIRE! Because no one would care if you yelled chocolate.
16 posted on
07/08/2009 2:07:20 PM PDT by
11Bush
To: Berlin_Freeper
“Would you like some nuts with your chocolate?”
18 posted on
07/08/2009 2:07:39 PM PDT by
Balata
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19 posted on
07/08/2009 2:07:58 PM PDT by
IYAS9YAS
To: Berlin_Freeper
He should have yelled “FIRE”
(Apologies to the Smothers Brothers)...
22 posted on
07/08/2009 2:09:11 PM PDT by
null and void
(We are now in day 169 of our national holiday from reality.)
To: Berlin_Freeper
Ah yes, I see the humor. Falling into a vat of boiling chocolate and receiving the death blow by the agitator. Oh and two co-workers witnessing it all. Hysterical.
Prayers and condolences for the deceased, co-workers and family.
26 posted on
07/08/2009 2:15:23 PM PDT by
WV Mountain Mama
(Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley bring me the brandy!)
To: Berlin_Freeper
However, Smith was hit by an agitator, a large paddle-like piece of machinery in the vat used to mix the solid chocolate as it melts, Laughlin said.
Smith suffered fatal injuries from the blow. Important detail from the story. It's a bad way to go.
To: Berlin_Freeper
Should have used the idea of Tommy Smothers and hollered FIRE!
‘cause nobody will come help you if you yell, “CHOCOLATE!”
33 posted on
07/08/2009 2:27:03 PM PDT by
wildbill
( The reason you're so jealous is that the voices talk only to me.)
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38 posted on
07/08/2009 2:32:53 PM PDT by
Krankor
("Quit talking about the eight men, or there's gonna be nine.")
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39 posted on
07/08/2009 2:36:43 PM PDT by
stylecouncilor
(The black man is keeping me down!)
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