Take it to the shop, else you risk being bitten by the 10 legged car spider, or worse, the spork weasle. If I even thought there might be a spork weasle in my car, I’d have it towed away!
There was a story going around Congress about Bawney Fwank, a young male intern and one of those plastic half spoon, half fork things you get in the cafeteria...anyway, he and the young man...well, you probly awready heard how it ends...but Gere’s hamster is NOT involved...