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Cardboard Combatants to Clash in McCarren Park [NYC]
Animal NY ^ | Jul 8 2009 | staff reporter

Posted on 07/08/2009 8:46:10 AM PDT by Daffynition

The west coast-based Cardboard Tube Fighting League is coming to Brooklyn, offering a safer, legal and less aggressive alternative to the mixed martial arts battles of Ultimate Fighting Championship. Next Sunday, cardboard tube combat takes place in McCarren Park following a Saturday tournament in Philadelphia. Competitors are encouraged to bring cardboard armor and other costumes, but “no outside tubes allowed” lest someone does battle with any weapon sturdy enough to do damage.

Also, bring “water, cameras, video cameras, name tags & positive social attitude.” And although it’s a free family event, it’s suggested that only “only children above the age of 5” actually participate because “welts and possibly bruises” can be expected. Related: a Washington Square Park battle of fluorescent painted cardboard tubes in April.


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Take notes. This is what self protection will be reduced to once our firearms are confiscated.


1 posted on 07/08/2009 8:46:10 AM PDT by Daffynition
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To: Daffynition
Now if we just had a large cardboard rabbit we could sneek up on them and attack from behind.


2 posted on 07/08/2009 9:16:16 AM PDT by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world, and they are all out to get me.)
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To: GonzoGOP
LOL ...I'm workin' on it!


3 posted on 07/08/2009 9:23:47 AM PDT by Daffynition ("If any of you die, can I please have your ammo?" ~ Gator113)
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To: Daffynition
Newspaper crossbows rule...


4 posted on 07/08/2009 9:27:49 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack
I SURRENDER!


5 posted on 07/08/2009 9:32:00 AM PDT by Daffynition ("If any of you die, can I please have your ammo?" ~ Gator113)
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