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Michael Jackson To Be Buried Without His Brain (yes, that's the real headline)
UK Mirror ^
| David Gardner
Posted on 07/06/2009 5:11:07 PM PDT by MindBender26
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I can just visialize some newscaster having to read this story on the air, cold, without a pre-read.
"This just in.... Michael Jackson will be burried without his brai... what the hell?"
To: MindBender26
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posted on
07/06/2009 5:13:43 PM PDT
by
KrisKrinkle
(Blessed be those who know the depth and breadth of their ignorance. Cursed be those who don't.)
To: MindBender26
Prehaps they can loan it to Biden.
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posted on
07/06/2009 5:14:39 PM PDT
by
duckman
(Jesus I trust in You. Mary take over)
To: MindBender26
This will make Jackson a viable candidate for the US Congress.
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posted on
07/06/2009 5:15:39 PM PDT
by
Lawgvr1955
(You can never have too much cowbell !!)
To: MindBender26
theres a bunch of people in the white house who are governing without brains for six months now.
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posted on
07/06/2009 5:15:51 PM PDT
by
Armedanddangerous
( I think you're so full of inconsolable rage you don't care who you hurt)
To: MindBender26
Others to be buried with ole Michael will be a heartless tin man a spineless lion and obammmma’s birth certificate.
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posted on
07/06/2009 5:15:54 PM PDT
by
shadeaud
("If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." -- George Carlin)
To: MindBender26
It begs the question, “Was it there to begin with?”
To: MindBender26
The brain probably will bring a high price, since Michael obviously never used it.
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posted on
07/06/2009 5:16:47 PM PDT
by
Da Coyote
To: MindBender26
Just like the pharaohs.
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posted on
07/06/2009 5:23:34 PM PDT
by
americanophile
(Sarcasm: satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language.)
To: shadeaud
“Others to be buried with ole Michael will be a heartless tin man a spineless lion...”
Well Michael did play the part of the Scarecrow in The Wiz, afterall, so going brainless would be suitable.
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posted on
07/06/2009 5:25:11 PM PDT
by
ozark hilljilly
(My gub'mint calls me a terrorist, but my kids call me "Mom".)
To: MindBender26
...And the freak show CONTINUES!
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posted on
07/06/2009 5:25:27 PM PDT
by
CommieCutter
(http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/programs/ht/qt/3013_08.html)
To: Lawgvr1955
The body without the brain? Or the brain by itself?
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posted on
07/06/2009 5:25:33 PM PDT
by
tbw2
(Freeper sci-fi - "Humanity's Edge" - on amazon.com)
To: MindBender26
To: MindBender26
I was under the impression that Muslim's needed to be buried within 24 hours of expiration.
To: plain talk
wonder how much it will bring on eBay?
To: SpaceBar
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any weirder.....
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posted on
07/06/2009 5:26:45 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
(Barack Hussein Obama yunikku khinaaziir)
To: MindBender26
“Its up to the family. They can bury him and then bury the brain later on, said Dr Cyril Wecht”
If they opt for that, will they have a memorial service for the brain? Wouldn’t surprise me.
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posted on
07/06/2009 5:27:40 PM PDT
by
ozark hilljilly
(My gub'mint calls me a terrorist, but my kids call me "Mom".)
To: Da Coyote
Michael to be buried as a Zombie!
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posted on
07/06/2009 5:27:43 PM PDT
by
Cvengr
(Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
To: MindBender26
Well, he was born without one so I assume he could do without it just as well now.
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posted on
07/06/2009 5:28:25 PM PDT
by
VeniVidiVici
(ABC-AP-MSNBC-All Obama, All the time.)
To: MindBender26
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