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Michael Jackson To Be Buried Without His Brain (yes, that's the real headline)
UK Mirror ^ | David Gardner

Posted on 07/06/2009 5:11:07 PM PDT by MindBender26

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I can just visialize some newscaster having to read this story on the air, cold, without a pre-read.

"This just in.... Michael Jackson will be burried without his brai... what the hell?"

1 posted on 07/06/2009 5:11:08 PM PDT by MindBender26
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To: MindBender26

That’d be a Thriller.


2 posted on 07/06/2009 5:13:43 PM PDT by KrisKrinkle (Blessed be those who know the depth and breadth of their ignorance. Cursed be those who don't.)
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To: MindBender26
Prehaps they can loan it to Biden.
3 posted on 07/06/2009 5:14:39 PM PDT by duckman (Jesus I trust in You. Mary take over)
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To: MindBender26

This will make Jackson a viable candidate for the US Congress.


4 posted on 07/06/2009 5:15:39 PM PDT by Lawgvr1955 (You can never have too much cowbell !!)
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To: MindBender26

theres a bunch of people in the white house who are governing without brains for six months now.


5 posted on 07/06/2009 5:15:51 PM PDT by Armedanddangerous ( I think you're so full of inconsolable rage you don't care who you hurt)
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To: MindBender26

Others to be buried with ole Michael will be a heartless tin man a spineless lion and obammmma’s birth certificate.


6 posted on 07/06/2009 5:15:54 PM PDT by shadeaud ("If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." -- George Carlin)
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To: MindBender26

It begs the question, “Was it there to begin with?”


7 posted on 07/06/2009 5:15:59 PM PDT by OldDeckHand
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To: MindBender26

The brain probably will bring a high price, since Michael obviously never used it.


8 posted on 07/06/2009 5:16:47 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: MindBender26
Just like the pharaohs.
9 posted on 07/06/2009 5:23:34 PM PDT by americanophile (Sarcasm: satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language.)
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“Others to be buried with ole Michael will be a heartless tin man a spineless lion...”

Well Michael did play the part of the Scarecrow in The Wiz, afterall, so going brainless would be suitable.


10 posted on 07/06/2009 5:25:11 PM PDT by ozark hilljilly (My gub'mint calls me a terrorist, but my kids call me "Mom".)
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To: MindBender26

...And the freak show CONTINUES!


11 posted on 07/06/2009 5:25:27 PM PDT by CommieCutter (http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/programs/ht/qt/3013_08.html)
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To: Lawgvr1955

The body without the brain? Or the brain by itself?


12 posted on 07/06/2009 5:25:33 PM PDT by tbw2 (Freeper sci-fi - "Humanity's Edge" - on amazon.com)
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13 posted on 07/06/2009 5:25:33 PM PDT by plain talk
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I was under the impression that Muslim's needed to be buried within 24 hours of expiration.
14 posted on 07/06/2009 5:26:06 PM PDT by goodtomato
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To: plain talk

wonder how much it will bring on eBay?


15 posted on 07/06/2009 5:26:31 PM PDT by nascarnation
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To: SpaceBar

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any weirder.....


16 posted on 07/06/2009 5:26:45 PM PDT by dynachrome (Barack Hussein Obama yunikku khinaaziir)
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To: MindBender26

““It’s up to the family. They can bury him and then bury the brain later on,” said Dr Cyril Wecht”

If they opt for that, will they have a memorial service for the brain? Wouldn’t surprise me.


17 posted on 07/06/2009 5:27:40 PM PDT by ozark hilljilly (My gub'mint calls me a terrorist, but my kids call me "Mom".)
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To: Da Coyote

Michael to be buried as a Zombie!


18 posted on 07/06/2009 5:27:43 PM PDT by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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To: MindBender26

Well, he was born without one so I assume he could do without it just as well now.


19 posted on 07/06/2009 5:28:25 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (ABC-AP-MSNBC-All Obama, All the time.)
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To: MindBender26

“Abby” normal?


20 posted on 07/06/2009 5:28:34 PM PDT by LiberConservative
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