But I have to agree. There is, as well, the inevitable corruption caused by an entire generation of young whippersnappers turning their thumbs spatulate through the use of texting and game controllers. How the heck are you ever gonna sharpen yer quill pen with thumbs like that? I ask you.
It is fortunate that geekdom tends not to reproduce or the human race would slowly evolve toward multiple thumbdom. And then where would we be? Do you think the intelligent yams of Altair III would accept an alliance with the Beasts With Four Thumbs? You never even considered that, did you? Huh? And what about big toes? If they're not opposable, why are they so big?
It's the metric system I tellya.
We’re not all opposed to toes.
Some are proto.