Posted on 07/03/2009 11:11:49 PM PDT by Drango
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing Is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?'
'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'
The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'
'About a gallon'
good one, LOL!!!
Well done, Jedi.
An oldie but still a goodie
This is slipping towards the DU and HUFFy type
of littleness.
JJ61
I’m laughing because of what it looks like behind him. If you ask me to explain, I’ll play innocent.
Thats older than “Im a bad American”.
I’ve got the matches!
Put me down for a gallon...
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