Rumor has it he’s a New Yorker
He’s a reckless lawyer
I hear he carries several whips
He’s a sultan of Wall Street
with women at his fingertips
They say he’s nearly seven feet tall
And yet quite graceful……all in all
I’m told he waddles when he walks
And often twitches when he talks
Is he a dolt? No, he’s very deep!
Oh, Freerepublic’s losing sleep!
Who is Allahpundit?
Is he a hero or a skunk, a fighting Patton or a drunk?
Who is Allahpundit?
I’m sure he’s flatulent and crass
Here, here, the man’s a horse’s ass
No, no, he’s neighborly and kind
But quite eclectically inclined
Whatever guise he may employ,
He’s Hotair’s pride and joy
This plucky nonpareil
This lucky, bloody swell
Who is Allahpundit?
Legend has it Allahpundit once took a bubble bath with Bruce Jenner.
Or was that Bill Brasky?
This is very well written! Nice! Personally I don’t think we should be so choosy about our friends that we end up with none. Our enemies are clear enough, and they threaten the republic.