You’ve had a hard life, maybe a trip to Argentina....
I’m so jaded, the last thing I would ever want is to find my soulmate. Plus I don’t speak spanish so I wouldn’t know if she was telling me how special I am and how I am lighting up her life, or was calling me a stupid gringo schmuck and just wait until I put her name on my checking account so she can take the money and run off with her tango instructor.
parsy, who hates being so cynical