[parsifal]

I’m so jaded, the last thing I would ever want is to find my soulmate. Plus I don’t speak spanish so I wouldn’t know if she was telling me how special I am and how I am lighting up her life, or was calling me a stupid gringo schmuck and just wait until I put her name on my checking account so she can take the money and run off with her tango instructor.

parsy, who hates being so cynical

[Deb]

Okay, maybe Argentina isn't for you. Let's think about Canada. They speak English and they're real quiet. And sympathetic. A little boring, but that can be good.

Geez, you've really been thru it. I'll keep thinking.