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IRS Contractor Accused of Elevator Urination
WebCPA | May 27, 2009 | WebCPA Staff

Posted on 07/01/2009 3:23:41 PM PDT by tired&retired

IRS Contractor Accused of Elevator Urination Detroit (May 27, 2009)

By WebCPA Staff

A contractor for the IRS has been charged with repeatedly urinating in a freight elevator in the IRS’s office building in Detroit, causing an unpleasant aroma.

Detroit resident Michael Hicks, 55, was charged with malicious mischief and damaging government property. He faces up to 10 years in prison, according to the Detroit Free Press.

According to an affidavit filed in U.S. District Court, the IRS had to pay $4,626.25 in "deep cleaning" expenses to mop up after Hicks. The IRS began investigating the culprit behind the repeated peeing incidents on Aug. 16, 2007, after the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration received a complaint. TIGTA investigators installed a surveillance camera in the elevator to capture the malodorous malefactor and filmed images of Hicks relieving himself on several occasions. He ultimately confessed to his crimes during an interview in January 2008, but did not provide a satisfactory explanation.

“Hicks denied having any medical conditions that would cause him to commit such an offense,” TIGTA Special Agent Delmaria Scott said in the affidavit. “He stated that he did it because he felt he could get away with it.”

Prosecutors said they were unsuccessful at resolving the problem with Hicks and ultimately filed criminal charges against him.


TOPICS: Business/Economy
KEYWORDS: irs
Many of us would like to do the same!
1 posted on 07/01/2009 3:23:42 PM PDT by tired&retired
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To: tired&retired

Scum...of the Earth. No one sees, and he thinks it is okay. Put him away, make him a spectacle, a mockery, and put him in a cell with no toilet...let him seep in his pee.


2 posted on 07/01/2009 3:27:22 PM PDT by rovenstinez
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To: tired&retired

Geez... pissing on the IRS?

I am all confused how I should be feeling here...


3 posted on 07/01/2009 3:28:40 PM PDT by Mr. K (physically unabel to proofreed (<---oops))
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To: Mr. K

I’m not... :-)


4 posted on 07/01/2009 3:35:46 PM PDT by Zeppo (Save the cheerleader, save the world...)
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To: tired&retired

Maybe it’s just me but what exactly did he wrong?


5 posted on 07/01/2009 3:43:57 PM PDT by Vendome
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To: tired&retired

Trickle Down economics at work. . .

parsy, who is going to check his Wheaties


6 posted on 07/01/2009 3:45:41 PM PDT by parsifal ("Knock and ye shall receive!" (The Bible, somewhere.))
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To: tired&retired
Why ask "why"?

The location is sufficient reason.
7 posted on 07/01/2009 4:13:27 PM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus)
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To: tired&retired
This one's on me, lad. You already know where the "men's" is:


8 posted on 07/01/2009 4:33:20 PM PDT by Costumed Vigilante (Congress: When a handful of evil morons just isn't enough)
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To: tired&retired
the IRS had to pay $4,626.25 in "deep cleaning" expenses to mop up after Hicks.

I called an elevator company that said the charge sounded outrageous, a lot of elevators routinely get urinated in and drinks spilled, especially during holidays in drunken resort areas.

She said that normal building maintenance cleans the elevators and that even if an elevator tech was needed to over see plate removal or something that the service charges aren't much, she also mentioned that some elevators even have floor drains.

9 posted on 07/01/2009 9:48:07 PM PDT by ansel12 (Romney (guns)"instruments of destruction with the sole purpose of hunting down and killing people")
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