[Constitutionalist Conservative]

Where did the Sun go?

I'm afraid we've been hogging Mr. Sun here in Texas over the past month or two.

Sorry about that.

[Clara Lou]

And since Mr. Rain won’t come for a meaningful visit, I’m wondering if the Cloud family could float by and park for a while.

[bondjamesbond]

Darn Texans...

I tell my Texas friends that I want to move there from New Jersey, but they keep telling me about these humongous cock-a-roaches the size of turkeys and temperatures that get up to 140 in the day and down to -20 at night.

I guess I’ll just have to stay in New Jersey...

[SaraJohnson]

I had no idea you folks were climate scientists! Did you meet Mr. Moonbeam (algore) yet? ;)