A tough way to wake up: Man stabbed while sleepwalking

Kansas City Star ^

[Chet 99]

What a wake-up call.

A 24-year-old Kansas City man suffered a stab wound to his face and shoulder Wednesday when his girlfriend allegedly tried to wake him from sleepwalking.

Police said the victim was intoxicated when he came home to his apartment. The girlfriend awoke about 1:30 a.m. and saw him urinating in the closet. She thought he was sleepwalking because he had done that in the past.

[armymarinemom]

Was he married to a pitbull?

[JoeProBono]

[mylife]

Makes sense...

[armymarinemom]

Was his girlfriend a pitbull?

[SWAMPSNIPER]

My kid brother used to do that. I had to catch him before he peed on my shoes!

[ThreePuttinDude]

LOL, when I was a young ThreePutter, my parents had a pinochle card party at
our house. There where 8 couples at 4 tables. About 10:00 PM I marched out of
my bedroom, in my boxers, walked through the card players, out the front door
and proceeded to relieve myself off the front porch. Walked back through the crowd
and went back to bed. Woke up the next morning and was told of my actions.

Just hoped I didn't surprise some of the old gals there. LOL

[pennboricua]

she could have cured him of that habit with the use of a cigarette lighter.

[bgill]

That’s all the reporter got? This has the makings of a series!

[parsifal]

A smart girl would have taken all the money out of his wallet and pretended not to notice.

parsy, who assumes her stuff was hung up while his clothes were laying in the closet floor.

[GloriaJane]

My husband has sleepwalked a few times over the years. Mostly he just walks around the house and I redirect him back to bed. But one night he fell asleep in the buff on the couch while I was up late playing on the computer. I heard the front door slam, looked over and he was gone!

I jumped up and ran out the door after him. He had made it all the way out to the edge of the street. I just took him by the arm and walked him back to the couch.