Posted on 06/24/2009 8:40:42 PM PDT by nickcarraway
The reason why Paris Hilton ditched Cristiano Ronaldo after two nights of passion is apparently that the soccer ace is a “real cissy”.
The hotel heiress had reportedly told her pals that she could never seriously romance the Real Madrid winker, because she likes her men to be macho, reports The Daily Star. Paris enjoyed a sizzling romp with the Portuguese ace in Los Angeles nightspot MyHouse as he celebrated his transfer from Manchester United.
A Hollywood source said: “She likes her guys to be macho and as far as she’s concerned Ronaldo turned out to be a real cissy. “Paris likes her men rugged, it’s as simple as that. “She thought her friends would laugh at her if she dated a guy who walks around with flowers in his hair.”
The source added: “He was just too uptight for her to find attractive. “In the end, Paris realised their relationship simply wasn’t clicking. Paris got to know him and realised he’s not nearly hot enough.”
He was man enough when she wanted to climb into his bed. How classless is she?
Not a fan of his, but he did hit it.
I will add, I would rather Nikki over Paris.
Classy broad....
He’s a soccer player. What did she expect.
Mer men really aren't very macho
I feel her on the rugged guy thing, but she is an uber-skank.
Nurse
‘Of course I won’t laugh,’ said the nurse. ‘I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.’
‘Okay then,’ said wavz2008, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest ‘man thingy’ the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn’t have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing. Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
‘I am so sorry,’ she said. ‘I don’t know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won’t happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?’
‘It’s swollen,’ wavz2008 replied.
She ran out of the room.
Bimbo Alert!
ping
Wow! that guys a little cutie, I don’t think he’ll be lonesome for long.
Less chance of having your johnson turn green and drop off.
Shrewd!
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