[JRandomFreeper]

Dang! I'm glad I read this. Note to self: quit buying particle accelerator and warp drive plans off of the internet.

Anybody in the market for a bunch of mono-pole magnets?

/johnny

[SunkenCiv]

The *worst* part of this news is, the freakin’ Enterprise spends so much time in the 20th century that we’ve probably all been sucked into the black hole for years already. Hmm, it is pretty dark out...

[Prophet in the wilderness]

How about a zenith pulsar plasma accelerator ?

[tet68]

Note to self: quit buying particle accelerator and warp drive plans off of the internet.

Psssst. Hey bud, look, I got these drive plans here, only slightly used, at that by a major manufacturer, if I told
you the name you’d recognize them right off the bat.
Look these are good plans, government plans, but keep it
under your hat ok?
I call this the “TARP” drive and I can let you have it cheap
just write me at Obama.surplusdrives.gov

[Mr Rogers]

Does this mean I should sell my dilithium crystals on Ebay, or shouldn’t?

Oh no! Someone has already sold one! Kirk?

http://shatner-store.stores.yahoo.net/sttrprdicrfr.html