Note to self: quit buying particle accelerator and warp drive plans off of the internet.
Psssst. Hey bud, look, I got these drive plans here, only slightly used, at that by a major manufacturer, if I told
you the name you’d recognize them right off the bat.
Look these are good plans, government plans, but keep it
under your hat ok?
I call this the “TARP” drive and I can let you have it cheap
just write me at Obama.surplusdrives.gov
My understanding is that the TARP drive creates paper out of thin air and printing presses and can cause an uncontrolled economic implosion if activated..... I dunnno.
/johnny