[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Mr. Pissant..when presenting your case before this "jury" please come prepared

That gave me chuckle when, in my head, I heard a judge intone, "Mr. Pissant".

[Dallas59]

They threw me out of jury duty because I wanted to hear the defendants side of the story. They (prosecution) kept agreeing with every question I answered until I asked the defense if the accused was going to talk....