[KeyesPlease]

Hope the new deal with Real Madrid includes an ample array of penicillin.

The media and "glitterati" idolize Paris.....and Perez, yet become utterly unhinged and froth at the mouth with hate towards women like Sarah Palin and Carrie Prejean.

[Red in Blue PA]

[KarlInOhio]

... Ronaldo scores with newly-single Paris Hilton

Does soccer have open goal shots like in hockey when the team behind pulls the goalie to get an extra skater?

[Moonman62]

The perma-tanned Portuguese winger has been celebrating news that he has been snapped up by Real Madrid for the eye-watering sum of £80 million

He can afford the antibiotics.

[dfwgator]

Manchester United is better off without him, hopefully they’ll get Tevez signed.

[jakerobins]

YUCK! Nothing like celebrating a new contract with getting some nice VD....

Wouldn’t HIT IT!.....Not even with someone else’s equipment....

[NinoFan]

Ronaldo can do so much better than that skank.

[lewisglad]

[JoJo Gunn]

More garbage for those too stupid to navigate to the tabloids.

[OCCASparky]

Ronaldo scores with newly-single Paris Hilton

Meh. So has everyone else. Next?

[stuartcr]

Maybe he can get a hat trick.

[RichInOC]

“¡¡¡GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!”