Jessica Alba May Be Charged in Oklahoma City Vandalism (enviromental/Hollyweird wacko alert)

Tulsa World ^ | Last Modified: 6/11/2009 10:43 AM

[lewisglad]

Jessica Alba may be charged in Oklahoma City vandalism

Jessica Alba By Staff Reports NewsOK.com Published: 6/11/2009 7:45 AM Last Modified: 6/11/2009 10:43 AM

OKLAHOMA CITY -- A total shark poster damage assessment is not available, but the amount involved will help determine if actress Jessica Alba faces criminal charges.

Alba, who was in Oklahoma shooting a film, apologized Tuesday afternoon for getting involved with a group that plastered shark posters on electrical boxes, a bridge and a United Way billboard.

The vandalism is under investigation, Oklahoma City Master Sgt. Gary Knight said. If police determine it to be a felony case, it will be turned over to the district attorney. If investigators deem the "shark sniping” a misdemeanor, it will be given to the city attorney.

So far, investigators have not talked to Alba.

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[lewisglad]

[ZX12R]

She gets a pass for hotness.

[BJClinton]

She needs to stick to wearing swimsuits on camera.

[lewisglad]

I have to recuse myself from impartial judgement in this case on the basis of Alba's hotness.

[ejonesie22]

Damn, why is it the hot ones end up often being dumb. beautiful and stupid is no way to go through life...

Though it will work for a night or two at least...

[handy old one]

You mean her good looks may not keep her out of trouble.

[Melas]

Man law clearly states that Jessica Alba is too hot to convict.

[Raymann]

I say she’s guilty and should be sentenced to appear completely naked in her next movie.

[WayneS]

Who is Jessica Alba?

[lewisglad]

billboards are expensive and anything over $1,000 may be a felony

[ejonesie22]

Make it prison movie, kill two birds with one stone.

[The Flying Dutchman]

What a shame, that beauty is wasted on the stupid.

[Bubba Ho-Tep]

“Oklahoma City spokeswoman Kristy Yager said Wednesday the city doesn’t own any of the damaged property, but she estimates somewhere between $500 and $700 has been spent in city labor to remove posters from two OG&E electrical boxes.”

There’s some efficient city operation. A bucket of hot water, a scraper and a bottle of Goo-Gone and you can have any poster gone in ten minutes. Hell, I’ll make them a deal. I’ll remove posters for $250 each.

[DustyMoment]

She gets a pass for hotness.

Yep, I was thinking the same thing.

[lewisglad]

"Man law clearly states that Jessica Alba is too hot for a felony conviction." lol

[Clemenza]

I want Jessica Alba to bear my children.

[DustyMoment]

why is it the hot ones end up often being dumb. beautiful and stupid is no way to go through life...

To quote Judge Judy, "Beauty fades, dumb is forever!"

[lewisglad]

[Peter Horry]

“Man law clearly states that Jessica Alba is too hot to convict.”

Not even if she is given “community service”.

[ejonesie22]

Given what I have seen, dumb is also easily replaceable...