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Another Jerk Magnet Thread.
Time for all the cat haters to crawl out from under their rock and brag about the cat they or their relative killed or post dead cat gags.
I had a cat jumping up on my new Volvo back in the 1980s, and my fenders ended up with multiple crisscrossing hairline scratches in them.
Not if you have a convertible and the cat sheds and runs his claws through it, like my neighbors cat did to our brand new car that we spent a lot of hard-earned money to buy.
That cat that gave my dog a nasty and expensive to cure case of the fleas. Another would puke, crap and leave bloody messes from his kills all over my back porch.
People who want to own cats should keep them inside where they belong, instead of imposing kitty on everyone else. Those who (illegally) give destructive felines free run of the neighborhood give me implicit permission to use them for target practice.
I have out side cats. They’re all over my car and husbands truck. The most they’ve ever done, knock on wood, is to leave their little foot prints.
But, I have gotten scratches in parking lots. And from people leaning on my car. Even from people putting their cans of drink on my hood.
Worst thing I ever saw, was several years back my two girls and I were coming out of a Pizza Hut and another family with three boys were leaving right behind of us.
As soon as the boys got to the line of parked cars they jumped up on the first cars hood and started jumping from one car to the other as their parents walked along on the sidewalk chatting and acting as if nothing was wrong.
When they got to my car I got between my car and the one they were standing on and told them they’d better not dare jump on my car.
They jumped down, called me a B and their parents looked at me down their nose as if I were trash and how dare I as they passed me and went on to their car.
I shoot em for pooping in my yard.
Years ago I spent about twenty dollars on a trap which will hold a cat and most small animal pests. Easily removes problem cats. Good investment although the city pound is a long way from my house.
Had a cat jump on my new and pristine corvette last year and now, I have 5 little scrathes all in a row on my hood from where it tried to get traction. I couldn’t shoot it because it was in town but the antifreeze I left for it did the trick. then my own pet feline dug its claws into my brand new $2,000 leather sofa within 24 hours of having purchased it. She was given to a no kill shelter a day later. Good riddance. cats suck.
Anybody or anything that scratches my car deserves death. Cats included.
It might not be prudent to shoot this kitty using a pellet gun.
Or this cougar.
“You don't [BLEEP] with another man’s vehicle.”