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To: Jeliota

A DEA agent, together with an ATF and a FBI agent, as part of a task force, arrive at a ranch in western Nebraska.

The agents tell the rancher, “We need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.”

The old rancher says, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”

The DEA agent explodes saying, “Mister, we have the authority of the Federal Government with us.”

Reaching into his rear pocket and removing his badge, the agent proudly displays it to the farmer.

“See this badge? This badge means we are allowed to go wherever we wish on any land. No questions asked nor answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?”

The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.

Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the three agents running for their lives. Close behind is the rancher’s bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the agents. They are clearly terrified.

The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs:

“Your badges! Show him your badges!”


6 posted on 06/09/2009 8:54:47 PM PDT by uptoolate (Shhh. If you listen real hard, God is speaking to America.)
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To: uptoolate

lol. I’d pay to see that happen in real life. Too bad there is no way to get Pelosi in that field. Maybe congress will take over agriculture.


8 posted on 06/09/2009 8:59:19 PM PDT by Jeliota
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To: uptoolate

A male ATF agent meets a female Transportation Safety Administration employee at the airport.

He looks into her empty eyes - and it is love at first sight.

They marry and she is home on maternity leave when Mr. ATF comes home unexpectedly, walks into the kitchen and realizes MRS TSA has made chocolate chip cookies.

Since no cookies are in sight, anywhere in the kitchen, how did he know she had made those cookies?

Answer: He saw all the empty M&M shells on the counter.


12 posted on 06/09/2009 9:16:13 PM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is essential to examine principles,)
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