“Well, you could take Mrs. Lucky along with you. She’s as conservative as it gets and she never shuts up.”
That is quite a generous offer.
The college kid may determine he cannot afford the monthly maintenance and decline.
If so, will you send a photo so I can see if the unit will fit in my auto?
This could work out well for both of us.
All of my photos of Mrs. Lucky are derrogotypes and they don’t e-mail so well.