Megan Fox: 'Take Out the White Trash'

Newsbusters.org ^ | 6-8-09 | Sarah Knoploh

[Justaham]

Bad news for those living in “Middle America.” Actress Megan Fox would like Megatron, the evil character from her new movie “Transformers,” to blow you up. Kat Giantis, of Wonderwall, reported the actress was recently interviewed by “Total Film UK.” Although nobody asked her who she would like Megatron to obliterate, she volunteered it anyway.

[chessplayer]

“She at least proves that the victim classes can get away with anything - Muslims cut their heads off and worse, blacks and Hispanics are against homosexual marriage and Obama just reupped don’t ask, don’t tell.”

But thats fine in the minds of liberals because they are “people of color.”

[JoJo Gunn]

No, Brainiac, you won’t lecture me on passing the bowel movements you leave. You find a tabloid site to lurk in and fill your pathetic void.

[Justaham]

Yes I have so much brains than you retard! And I will lecture you as much as I want because you are a bumbling idiot. Once again, which social retard would open a post with Megan Fox on the title and assumes he would read something about how John F. Kennedy was killed in Dallas. Then he freaks out when the news really has something to do with Megan Fox!!!!

I didn’t realize your haughty standards include dumbass perceptions.

[Justaham]

And NEXT time, i will ping you as much as I can when I see a tabloid post. I am sure you will enjoy them!

[JoJo Gunn]

Once again, which social retard would open a post with Megan Fox on the title and assumes he would read something about how John F. Kennedy was killed in Dallas.

Son, I do believe that acne has absolutely crippled you beyond repair. How did you link Kennedy to a tattoed skank? Well, never mind that. There just might have been a way, but I digress.

See, Brainiac, it's like this: 

You have to scroll past the mindless "articles" and paid publicity pieces that have been posted, which means that on days that the acne cripples have been in a frenzy, that you might have to scroll through a lot of flotsam. And the more crap you have to scroll past, the more you get the sinking feeling that the Freep has become a day care center.

Is that your intent, Brainiac? 

[Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears]

“She’s so replaceable.”

She LOOKS skanky, with the cheap looking tats and knobby knees. Who decided she is “hot?” Her face isn’t even pretty.

[Clemenza]

Nah, just pointing out that she was SELF-LOATHING!

[Justaham]

Son, I do believe that acne has absolutely crippled you beyond repair. How did you link Kennedy to a tattoed skank? Well, never mind that. There just might have been a way, but I digress.

Once again, you're to slow to digest what I am trying to say in my post. I was insulting you, you idiot, and you don't even understand a simple insult. Read the about post and think DEEPLY about it.

You have to scroll past the mindless "articles" and paid publicity pieces that have been posted, which means that on days that the acne cripples have been in a frenzy, that you might have to scroll through a lot of flotsam. And the more crap you have to scroll past, the more you get the sinking feeling that the Freep has become a day care center.

What publicity pieces have been posted on FR? list everything you can. I seriously think that you need to get rid of your social retardism as it's not good for your health. So what if there is a lot of crap of FR - you don't have to read them. IS THIS simple enough for you to understand. You call FR a day care center -- certainly the administrators don't think so. BTW - do you or did you have a serious case of acne all over your body that everyone who opposes against you has acne brains. You might want to go to a pharmacy -- they have a lot of over the counter drugs to treat this.

Is that your intent, Brainiac?

No, my intent is to piss you off. It seems to be working.

[JoJo Gunn]

BTW - do you or did you have a serious case of acne all over your body that everyone who opposes against you has acne brains. 

My God, You actually are an acne cripple!  I'll wager 14 years old, tops.

[The_Victor]

pardon me but are you imnsinuating that Oak ridge is fuill of white trash?

I would imagine, given the source of the insult, most folks in Oak Ridge, and else wear, would wear the title proudly.

[The_Victor]

else wear = elsewhere

Sheeze,...

[Justaham]

Yes I am your God! A God that has the clearest skin in the whole wide world, and nary a trace of acne.

And another BTW - I am not a cripple, I run the marathon. Sorry — you’re at the end of your ropes in this discussion, because you know you’re a social retard.

PS: Don’t let me forget to ping you on other tabloid posts. I know it pisses you off.

[JoJo Gunn]

PS: Don’t let me forget to ping you on other tabloid posts. I know it pisses you off.

Oh no, quite the contrary. It would please me no end if you'd further show the world your staggering intellectual firepower, Junior.

Hey, tell you what - I think the Freep needs a few more David Carradine "articles". Could you help us out?

[Justaham]

Oh no, quite the contrary. It would please me no end if you'd further show the world your staggering intellectual firepower, Junior.

How did you guess I have staggering intelectuall, dynamite brains. I graduated with honors from college and yes I do read tabloids. I don't descriminate, unlike you.

Hey, tell you what - I think the Freep needs a few more David Carradine "articles". Could you help us out?

I can help you reach your ultimate joy not only with David Carradine, but with Madonna, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and yes even Megan Fox (lots of it). This might help educate you on how to behave socially and how to get off your high horse, skittle brain. Take your choice and I will surely ping you.

[Justaham]

That’s supposed to be “intellectual”. See I even admit my mistakes. But posting someone from entertainment business is not trash, I find it entertaining. And sorry, it lowers your standards of intellectualism, but then again, reading entertainment news didn’t deter my employers from offering me a high paying job.

[Welsh Rabbit]

Self loathing Southerners are the worst.

[Two Ravens]

Many men on this site seem to have had their natural masculine radar systems warped by political ideology. Megan Fox is hotter than Ann Coulter by several orders of magnitude, which often makes for some very bizarre reading around here.

[PapaBear3625]

Many men on this site seem to have had their natural masculine radar systems warped by political ideology. Megan Fox is hotter than Ann Coulter by several orders of magnitude, which often makes for some very bizarre reading around here.

Here's the difference: I, and probably many other Freepers, would probably not be willing to actually stay in Megan's company for more than a few minutes, but would enjoy being in Ann's company for much longer.

[JoJo Gunn]

How did you guess I have staggering intelectuall, dynamite brains. I graduated with honors from college and yes I do read tabloids. I don't descriminate, unlike you.

Uh, whatever you say, Junior. I believe you. 

I can help you reach your ultimate joy not only with David Carradine, but with Madonna, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and yes even Megan Fox (lots of it).

Trust me, in this regard I have absolute faith in you.

[Justaham]

Trust me, in this regard I have absolute faith in you.

You bet your life I will as I don't hand out empty promises. As you notice, I just forwarded you the Natalie Maines story.