[dynachrome]

In all it's glory:

[dinoparty]

This is what I do not understand... after the monster was found there was IMMEDIATE speculation that it was simply a racoon. Wouldn’t this be easy enough to verify? Why has the mystery lasted this long?

[Bearshouse]

With 2 weeks between the viking funeral and the siting, it seems hard to believe this is the same creature. I know a carcass wouldn't last two weeks in a Texas summer.

[theDentist]

The Montauk Monster

[capydick]

It's a badger:

[savedbygrace]

"This creature was honored with a Viking funeral, not merely exploited for crass entertainment," the anonymous raccoon undertaker insisted.

It should be noted that the anonymous raccoon undertaker initially greeted the interviewer with, "Hi, I'm Larry, this is my brother, Darryl . . . "

[ml/nj]

Helen Thomas's sister?

ML/NJ

[matt1234]

[Dumpster Baby]

"Viking funeral"?

THAILAND?

[dragonblustar]

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[R. Scott]

A raccoon with a beak?

[A knight without armor]

“Being young men on vacation, they put the animal on an inflatable child’s swim duck, along with a lot of other debris. Then they set it on fire and pushed it out to sea.”

What does “Being young men on vacation” supposed to mean? That is such a stupid phrase to use. I guess it means do any retarded thing you want to as long as you are young men on vacation.

[fieldmarshaldj]

[SunkenCiv]

The carcass isn’t the only thing that reeks. ;’)

Oh, BTW, I’ve personally faked every UFO and Bigfoot sighting in history; the Loch Ness Monster was fashioned from a 1500 year old pine tree and plastic duck... ;’)