Would-be gangster shoots off own manhood

Anaova ^ | 6/4/2009 | Staff

[Red in Blue PA]

A would-be gangster shot himself in the crutch when his gun went off half cocked in his pocket.

Lukas Neuhardt, 27, had forgotten to put the safety catch on when he stuffed the gun into his trouser pocket to impress pals in Saarbruecken, Germany.

He told paramedics that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crutch in a bungled robbery.

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Now - after surgeons stitched his manhood back together - he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti gun laws.

[ConservativeMan55]

bttt

[Snurple]

A would-be gangster shot himself in the crutch

That would cripple you.

[DieHard the Hunter]

Poetic Justice is the best Justice.

[tgusa]

” would-be gangster shot himself in the crutch when his gun went off half cocked”

You just can’t make this stuff up.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

“half cocked”

In more ways than one. Ouch.

[GeronL]

hahahaha...

[dfwgator]

“Suddenly, I’m not half the man I used to be...”

[TheOldLady]

"...he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti gun laws."

Talk about adding insult to injury.

[DieHard the Hunter]

> Now - after surgeons stitched his manhood back together - he’s facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany’s tough new anti gun laws.

“Defense moves to acquit, Milord, on the basis that the self-inflicted injury is manifestly just punishment and that it fits the crime.”

[Logic n' Reason]

Not quite a Darwin Award....but close.

At least there'll be no "reproduction" from here on in!

[Dr. Sivana]

Okay, one of the better arguments for gun control in Germany. If even the gangsters can’t figure out how to use them...

[McGruff]

[justlurking]

[CholeraJoe]

Glock strikes again! I can throw my S&W up against a brick wall and it won’t discharge. Why is it everyone seems to shoot themselves with a Glock?

[Billthedrill]

Dang suspicious cops. The mugger could have put the gun in the guy's pocket before he shot him. Uh...and that's why his fingerprints are all over it. That's my story, Your Honor, and I'm sticking to it.

[Revolting cat!]

He's now fully qualified to join the Vienna Boys Choir!

[Salamander]

“Crutch”?

[CholeraJoe]

US gangsters can't figure it out either. They hold their pistols like a power drill. And don't even get me started on their wimpy calibers.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

A would-be gangster shot himself in the crutch....

maybe if he shot himself in the crotch but the crutch?...not so much.