Infantry Officer Motto: Follow Me!
Armor Officer Motto: Follow Him!
Vietnameese Officer Motto: Quit Pushing!
MP Officer Motto: 63 in a 35.... not good
Quartermaster Officer Motto: We're back-ordered on of that.
Supply Sergeant Motto: We don't have any, Depot doesn't have any, we're not authorized to get any.... but I know a guy....
MI Officer Motto: ....on the other hand.....
All war stories start with, “No shit, guys, this really happened”
Except for aviation war stories that all start with “There I was at 30,000 feet.....
First Sergeant: Well, Sir, back when I encountered this problem the first time, in Normandy in the winter of 1944.....