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To: yankeedame

Generally, I’ll either stare directly at the eyes of the other person or share an embarrassing personal story.


4 posted on 05/29/2009 7:53:01 AM PDT by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: Owl_Eagle

...and hope that you have a bad case of gas, right?
PS — Be sure to lean on the “close door” button.

:)


18 posted on 05/29/2009 8:05:07 AM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Owl_Eagle
Generally, I’ll either stare directly at the eyes of the other person or share an embarrassing personal story.

The best time to do that is when you are in a lobby waiting for an elevator and find that the cab is already full.

32 posted on 05/29/2009 8:33:38 AM PDT by new cruelty (Shoot your TV. Torch your newspaper.)
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To: Owl_Eagle

I tend to cough loudly then say “I probably should go back to the TB clinic soon.”


33 posted on 05/29/2009 8:34:33 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (FreepMail me if you want on the Bourbon ping list!)
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To: Owl_Eagle; yankeedame
Generally, I’ll either stare directly at the eyes of the other person or share an embarrassing personal story.

I prefer to let my flatulence do the talking.

34 posted on 05/29/2009 8:38:57 AM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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