I wouldn’t hit that with a long pool scrubber! EWW!
Maybe not now, but remember back when you were 14. Back then I'd have screwed a rock pile if I thought there was a snake in it, and most other 14 year olds at the time were the same way. Of course we didn't have the benefit (???) of having "Easy" girls back then, so I guess that could mitigate the situation. It was so bad that I couldn't even get the class tramp to give it up.