Jon, don't be a Girly Mahn!
Posted on 05/27/2009 12:39:30 PM PDT by lewisglad
UsWeekly should go ahead and change their name to Beaver Hair Weekly, because this is the 5th week in a row that Drunky & Skanky Plus How Many Kids Do We Have Again? are on the cover.
TLC should also send UsWeekly s a thank you, because if it wasn't for them 10 million people wouldn't have watched the season premiere.
In this week's issue, we learn that Kate hoards money, HATES the color burgundy and regularly counsels Satan on how to be more evil. Let's get the details, shall we?
One source tells Us that when Jon used to work at Style Craft, she gave him $5 a day to spend. If Jon asked for more money, Kate would flip.
Maybe she kept him on an allowance, so he wouldn't spend all their cash on whores and the sweet sauce?
The source (aka Aunt Jodi) also says that Jon and Kate lied when they said he quit his job, because they wouldn't provide health insurance for their army of children.
Apparently, Jon got pink-slipped after he got caught " misusing company resources." His employers also weren't happy when Kate would storm in. One time, Jon's father forgot to bring Kate lunch and she took it out on everyone at the office, "She got up out of bed rest to come in and yell at anyone who would listen!"
As for the color burgundy, it is one of Kate's arch rivals. One of Jon's father's friends gave the family a van and Kate never uttered the words "thank you."
Instead she traded it in, because the color burgundy reminds her of a real heart. Since she doesn't have one, the color has always made her ANGRYYYYY!!!!
Well, there's your daily dose! Doesn't it make you want to yell at a b*ch for breathing too loud? The feeling is exhilarating, isn't it?
Me too!
I watched the encore showing of the season opener last night with the wife. Stick a fork in Jon; he's D-U-N done. He may be in the House of Hell but his mind is on the beach.
The comments on that link are a hoot.
Five dollars? Maybe I’ll go to the movies....by myself!
I remember that line, but I can’t think of the sitcom.
I wonder what the little kids make of the “script.” Hopefully they are oblivious.
That would have gotten Jon a Subway sandwich for lunch and a water. Maybe restaurants are less expensive in PA
“Trading Places”, right?
Yep.
I was thinking of Denholm Elliot, who played Coleman, the butler.
Jon, don't be a Girly Mahn!
I watched it once a couple of weeks ago.
High strung wife and expressless husband raising eight kids from multiple egg pregnancies or something like that.
If the Super Nanny drives you up a wall this reality show will too.
Personally the day and age of reality shows being in the past is what I prefer.
I am hoping that mystery/suspense shows make a comeback.
I really liked Dexter but doesnt seem to have gone into a new season.
I can’t believe these two are on the cover of the tabloids for a month running, must be a slow news week.
Absolutely. Irony that all of this marital discord comes out in the press a month or 2 prior to the season premiere? I think not.
Thats 4 dollars more then I give my old man. He should be so lucky to get 5 bucks a day!
Kate and the bodyguard are probably the next ones to go public...
My kinda gal. Too bad my wife doesn’t think like her.
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