>>She herds me to the leash as soon as I walk in the door, herds me towards her food bowl as soon as we come back from her walk, and every night she lets me sleep in the bed with her.
Ae you sure you don’t have a cat?
Cats vs. dogs:
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
A dog says “you feed me, you love me, you give me toys and affection! You must be God!”
A cat says “you feed me, you love me, you give me toys and affection! I must be God!”
LOL. How about this: I’ve trained her to remind me to take her for a walk and feed her when I get home from work and as a reward I allow her to sleep in my bed.