Simple solution, the operator should reply: “Yes, we’ll send an officer to your home immediatly. Whe the officer arrives he will arrest you for using 911 for non-emergency purposes. Is there anything else we can do for you?”
That may happen on occasion, but the state desires dependent people...Calling 911 will eventually be lauded as an important choice in conflict resolution. A state mediator will respond to help people find that common ground the fresh prince of Bill Ayers spoke about at Notre Dame.
No problem is too big (or too little) for the Federal Government.