I hope it wasn't Cheerios.
No, wait, maybe he can qualify for a drug diversion program if it is Cheerios.
To: NormsRevenge
I was going to ask if it was CHeerios.....LOL
2 posted on
05/18/2009 12:54:51 PM PDT by
hoosiermama
(Berg is a liberal democrat. Keyes is a conservative. Obama is bringing us together already!)
To: NormsRevenge
That police lieutenant has one heckuva name.
3 posted on
05/18/2009 12:55:29 PM PDT by
RexBeach
("Do your duty in all things." Robert E. Lee)
To: NormsRevenge
Misleading headline. He wasn't driving under the influence of cereal, he was eating while driving. To suggest that the ingestion of cereal would impair driving is ridiculous. But, if you are doing something like eating, while you are driving, and it impairs your driving, don't complain if you get stopped for it.
To: NormsRevenge
7 posted on
05/18/2009 12:57:11 PM PDT by
gdzla
To: NormsRevenge
LOL! Oh no...I might be guilty too. I had a Honey nut Cheerios bar on the way to work...I hope I don’t get a urine test! Will the Moms that carry little baggies of cheerios around be charged with distribution?? Or perhaps Trafficking? Insane world we live in...
To: NormsRevenge
i grew up in the town next to Needham.
It used to be a good town until property values skyrocketed and all of the original residents moved out to capatalize on their new found wealth.
Now Needham is chock full of Moonbats.
10 posted on
05/18/2009 12:59:06 PM PDT by
mowowie
To: NormsRevenge
There are ways to do this right.
Buy a pint of milk.
Take a couple of big slugs.
Add cereal directly to the carton.
Pinch carton closed and shake vigorously.
Reopen carton and enjoy your portable breakfast.
Note: Be sure to use a cereal that floats on the milk a bit, and does not need supplemenart sugar. Do NOT try this with shredded wheat.
11 posted on
05/18/2009 1:00:22 PM PDT by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics.)
To: NormsRevenge
To: NormsRevenge
He was undercover on a case...3 women found dead in their bathtubs in the last month, the tubs filled with Cheerios. Cops are now looking for a cereal killer.
13 posted on
05/18/2009 1:01:41 PM PDT by
ExiledChicagoan
(I see a red door and I want it painted black. But that's just me.)
To: NormsRevenge
At least he wasn’t talking on a cell phone... those things cause accidents...
14 posted on
05/18/2009 1:01:51 PM PDT by
TheBattman
(Pray for our country...)
To: NormsRevenge
I figured he was rushing home because the bran had started to work.
16 posted on
05/18/2009 1:08:24 PM PDT by
Ditter
To: NormsRevenge
Fruit Loops. Had to be Fruit Loops.
17 posted on
05/18/2009 1:09:18 PM PDT by
shotdog
(I love my country; it's my government I'm afraid of.)
To: NormsRevenge
When cereal is outlawed, only outlaws will have cereal.
19 posted on
05/18/2009 1:11:23 PM PDT by
justlurking
(The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.)
To: NormsRevenge
... or Saturday Night Live’s (John Belushi skit) “Colon Blow.”
20 posted on
05/18/2009 1:26:38 PM PDT by
Trajan88
(www.bullittclub.com)
To: NormsRevenge
I passed a lady on I-20 east of Atlanta. She was eating a piece of cake off a glass plate with a fork. She was driving with her left knee. All this while driving below the speed limit in the extreme left lane.
21 posted on
05/18/2009 1:27:54 PM PDT by
spotbust1
(Procrastinators of the world unite . . . . .tomorrow!!!)
To: AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; george76; ...
Ironically, the name of the officer who pulled him over was Captain Crunch.
29 posted on
05/18/2009 2:19:33 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
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To: NormsRevenge
I’m just glad no one on this thread has accused the cop of being some kind of Nazi. I think Officer Schlittler was just doing his duty.
35 posted on
05/19/2009 9:24:53 AM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(We are a ruled people, serfs to the Federal Oligarchy -- and the Tree of Liberty thirsts)
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