I always tell my wife that if we died at home, the cats would be feasting upon our remains before we’re ever found.
LOL! Count on it.
The clamor and chatter when I get home from work and the four of them (2 dogs, 2 cats) know that ‘Mommy, Giver of All Foodstuffs’ is home from ‘The Pet Food Mine’ (where they think I work), is deafening. ;)