[SunkenCiv]

...these pinkie-size fish like you. They like you very much. Which is key to why they're turning up in salons in Virginia, Ohio and now, Aurora and Gurnee. People are paying $25-$50 to plop their feet and/or hands in water tanks and let swarms of the gray, toothless fish work as Neptune's exfoliators. "They have very firm lips," said Olena Manakina, co-owner of Fun Fins in the Gurnee Mills Mall.

[old joke alert] I learned about this in school.

[JoeProBono]

[Berosus]

My wife would like it, until you tell her that she can’t eat the fish later.