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To: JoeProBono

Because I’m in capable of burping, and the bubbles in beer give me horrible chest pains.

That said, I’ll have one with a burger when I’m eating out.


2 posted on 05/15/2009 4:06:59 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (I'm the one Janet warned you about)
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To: SandyInSeattle
Hey um Sandy busy tomorrow night?
4 posted on 05/15/2009 4:08:09 PM PDT by mad_as_he$$ (Nemo me impune lacessit)
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To: SandyInSeattle

6 posted on 05/15/2009 4:09:16 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Incapable of burping? What a fate!!


14 posted on 05/15/2009 4:20:19 PM PDT by Marie2 (The second mouse gets the cheese.)
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To: SandyInSeattle
This is correct. Women cannot burp. Neither can they fart, nor even sweat. That is why they must incessantly bitch, to keep from exploding altogether...
57 posted on 05/15/2009 6:11:34 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard
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To: SandyInSeattle

Beer is dear, but lickers quicker.


79 posted on 05/15/2009 6:49:58 PM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 . Crucify ! Crucify ! Crucify him!!)
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