Congress must act quickly and close the Snuggie show loop hole.
Posted on 05/15/2009 2:59:39 PM PDT by nickcarraway
An 18-year-old man wearing a "Snuggie" allegedly tried to break into a New Jersey grocery store, but was stopped when witnesses say they saw him climb through a window, the Daily Record reported.
Authorities found Brandon Ryzner-Meredith, 18, wearing a dark blue Snuggie — advertised as a blanket with arms — and a hooded sweatshirt.
Detective Lt. Michael Richards said Ryzner-Meredith was also found in possession of a socket driver, a tool they believe he used to try to pry open the door.
"It was a match with the description of witnesses of a large dark overcoat or trench coat," said Richards, of the Snuggie. "He had some intention to conceal himself."
Police say Ryzner-Meredith was charged with criminal mischief, attempted burglary and possession of burglar's tools.
He was released pending a court appearance.
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New form of criminal - The Snurgler
Congress must act quickly and close the Snuggie show loop hole.
He’s just gotta be added to the commercials from now on.
Well....there’s already a law against drug-snuggling.
Oh drats! All dressed up and no place to go.
....but SNURGLING.....now that may still be legal...at least in some states.. ;)
Reminds me of those Heaven’s Gate kooks with the purple covers over their bodies.
Not really a challenge. Had he did what these guys did while wearing Snuggie I would really be impressed;
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2251779/posts
If Snuggies are outlawed only outlaws will have Snuggies.
Circa 1968 or so, I was living inside the Beltway around Washington, D.C. We kids gave each other “snuggies” all the time. Grab someone’s underwear on the back side and give it a yank... what you’d call a “wedgie” nowadays.
"Son: you got a panty on your head...."
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